Borrow / rent a rear seat for 03 Suzuki SV650?

[oohaba]

This is an odd request, but would anyone mind lending or renting out their rear saddle to me for next weekend (8/1 - 8/3)?
The cheap $20 option from Amazon won't arrive for 15-25 business days. :/

I don't want to fork over the $230 for a stock or aftermarket seat, but if anyone has suggestions on how to get a rear seat somewhere locally or in LA, I'm all ears!